I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
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He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
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i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
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