He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
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advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
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Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
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