If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
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We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
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Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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