if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
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If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
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He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
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