My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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