I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
