Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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