Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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