the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Randomize
