If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
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i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
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So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Come back. Shots need mouths.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
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