Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
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The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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