I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
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do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
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Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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