Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
D3 body, D1 cock
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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