yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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