Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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