Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
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