If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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