I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
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I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
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it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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