paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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