I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
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I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
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Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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