First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
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just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
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You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
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