is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
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No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
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honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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