is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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