It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Can vaginas get frostbite?
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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