You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
you will always have a special place in my vag
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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