If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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