Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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