dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
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Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
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Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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