I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
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Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
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Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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