My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
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Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
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We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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