Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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