i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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