Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
we should paint friendship bongs
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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