This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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