her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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