doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
