it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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