So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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