I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
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