is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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