Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
The power of my boobs compel you
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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