who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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