ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Best friends brother. Beat that.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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