you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
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You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
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idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize