Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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