I cockslap morals
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
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EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
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I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
did i just pee glitter
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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