just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
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New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
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Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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