there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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