Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
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Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
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Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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