..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
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she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
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I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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