just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
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I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
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Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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