Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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