There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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