In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
Randomize
