Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
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He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
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Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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