You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
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hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
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When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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