What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
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